San Antonio

Est. 2016 • Tezel Rd

Coffee
Me Crazy

SATX Roaster & Bakery

Wildly Roasted.
Homemade Heart.

House-roasted beans, legendary specialty lattes, and a pastry case loaded with vegan magic.

4.5

410 Reviews • San Antonio, TX

House Roasted

Batch #7715

Smoky. Loud. Unmistakably fresh.

We don't buy bulk. Every bean is cracked right here in Northwest Crossing — small batches, roasted for character, never for shelf life.

The Crazy Lattes

  • Fan Favorite

    Fluffer Nutter

    Peanut Butter + Marshmallow Cream

    $6.25
  • Peanut Butter Cup

    Chocolate + Peanut Butter

    $6.25
  • Smores

    Chocolate + Marshmallow + Graham

    $6.50
  • Pumpkinator

    Spiced Pumpkin + Secret Spices

    $6.75
  • Coconut Creme

    White Chocolate + Coconut + Vanilla

    $6.25
  • New Orleans Style

    Café Au Lait with Chicory

    $5.50

+ Cold Brew • Café Au Lait • Drip • Espresso

VEGAN
POWER

Pastry Case

  • Sticky Buns
  • Kolaches
  • Muffins
  • Scones
  • Bagels
  • Cakes
  • Breakfast Tacos
  • Cookies

Everything is homemade — with a full vegan lineup and breakfast sandwiches on bagels, biscuits, or bread. Plenty of plant-based milks, too.

What Makes Us, Us

In-House Bakery

A display case packed with homemade pastries, breads, and massive vegan and gluten-friendly treats — all baked right here.

Local Art

Our walls are a rotating gallery. Every piece is created by a local artist — and every piece is for sale.

House-Roasted Coffee

Smell the daily roast the moment you walk in. Pair a specialty latte — Blueberry Hill, Honey Bee — with a savory sandwich on our fresh jalapeño cheese bread.

Board Games & Slow Hangs

A shelf of board games waiting for a rainy afternoon. Grab one, grab a friend, grab a second latte — the table is yours.

The Little Shop

A cute corner shop tucked inside — retail bags of our beans, hand-picked goods, and small-batch finds from around the neighborhood.